Thornton P. Knowles On The First A-Word

During my grade school years, the worst thing a kid could say in class was “ain’t.” I remember sitting next to a kid in fourth grade who, upon being accused of chewing gum, said, “I ain’t got no gum in my mouth.” Suddenly every kid in the room stopped …

During my grade school years, the worst thing a kid could say in class was "ain't." I remember sitting next to a kid in fourth grade who, upon being accused of chewing gum, said, "I ain't got no gum in my mouth." Suddenly every kid in the room stopped breathing. Lying to a teacher was bad enough, but using the A-word to do it constituted a major offense. The teacher yanked the hapless offender out of his desk and frogmarched him straight to the principal's office for a paddling. I still don't chew gum and never utter the A-word.

Thornton P. Knowles

from http://jimfishertruecrime.blogspot.com/

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