Murray Martinez’s Bar May Be Closed Due to His Performance of ‘Fuck the Condo People’

  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: The Golden, Colorado bar owner got tired of hearing about noise complaints from the condo residents nearby. So after a city councilwoman complained, he took the stage for musical revenge. Westword has the story.

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  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: The Golden, Colorado bar owner got tired of hearing about noise complaints from the condo residents nearby. So after a city councilwoman complained, he took the stage for musical revenge. Westword has the story.

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Pamela Tolbert, Robber With Bladder Control Issues, Claims Bartender Sexually Harassed Her

  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: She claims the bartender sexually harassed her during last call. But surveillance video shows she beat and attacked him with a knife while peeing herself, which isn’t very debonair. Westword has the story.

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  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: She claims the bartender sexually harassed her during last call. But surveillance video shows she beat and attacked him with a knife while peeing herself, which isn’t very debonair. Westword has the story.

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Pamela Tolbert, Robber With Bladder Control Issues, Claims Bartender Sexually Harassed Her

  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: She claims the bartender sexually harassed her during last call. But surveillance video shows she beat and attacked him with a knife while peeing herself, which isn’t very debonair. Westword has the story.

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  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: She claims the bartender sexually harassed her during last call. But surveillance video shows she beat and attacked him with a knife while peeing herself, which isn’t very debonair. Westword has the story.

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Pamela Tolbert, Robber With Bladder Control Issues, Claims Bartender Sexually Harassed Her

  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: She claims the bartender sexually harassed her during last call. But surveillance video shows she beat and attacked him with a knife while peeing herself, which isn’t very debonair. Westword has the story.

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  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: She claims the bartender sexually harassed her during last call. But surveillance video shows she beat and attacked him with a knife while peeing herself, which isn’t very debonair. Westword has the story.

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Robert L. Johnson Shows Up at Police Station With 80-Year-Old’s Body In His Car

  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: He originally showed up on a minor warrant, but his conversation with cops led them to believe he might have explosives in his car. They ended up finding a dead body instead. Westword has the story.

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  ​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: He originally showed up on a minor warrant, but his conversation with cops led them to believe he might have explosives in his car. They ended up finding a dead body instead. Westword has the story.

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Kathleen Folden Takes Crowbar to Art Exhibit Depicting Jesus Getting Blowjob

​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: Who knows what alleged artist Enrique Chagoya was thinking when he rendered “Romantic Cannibals.” But the exhibit in Loveland, Colorado has caused quite a stir with protesters bearing crowbars. Westword has the story.

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​ Breakfast reading from the True Crime Report archives: Who knows what alleged artist Enrique Chagoya was thinking when he rendered “Romantic Cannibals.” But the exhibit in Loveland, Colorado has caused quite a stir with protesters bearing crowbars. Westword has the story.

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Abby Toll Tied Up Dog in the Refrigerator to Get Back at Her Boyfriend

  ​ From the True Crime Reports archive: Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Colorado University student Abby Toll had a fight with her boyfriend. So she tied up his dog with hair bands and packing tape, and stuck it upside down in the refrigerator. Westword has the story.

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  ​ From the True Crime Reports archive: Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Colorado University student Abby Toll had a fight with her boyfriend. So she tied up his dog with hair bands and packing tape, and stuck it upside down in the refrigerator. Westword has the story.

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Catharine Pierce, 52, Insists on Gardening Topless… Near an Elementary School

  ​ From the True Crime Reports archive: Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: The Boulder, Colorado nudist makes of habit of gardening in only her yellow thong. That isn’t sitting well with parents, since she lives only a block from an elementary school. Westword has the story.

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  ​ From the True Crime Reports archive: Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: The Boulder, Colorado nudist makes of habit of gardening in only her yellow thong. That isn’t sitting well with parents, since she lives only a block from an elementary school. Westword has the story.

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Woman Claims Vampire Made Her Crash Her SUV in Colorado

  ​ From the True Crime Report archives: Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: The woman told state troopers that she was driving on a dirt road near Fruita when a vampire appeared, causing her to back her SUV into a ditch. It seems she may have been off her medication. Westword has the story.

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  ​ From the True Crime Report archives: Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: The woman told state troopers that she was driving on a dirt road near Fruita when a vampire appeared, causing her to back her SUV into a ditch. It seems she may have been off her medication. Westword has the story.

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Eric Christensen Accused of Killing Girlfriend Because He Thought She Was a Warlock

  ​ From the True Crime Report archives: Tuesday morning’s Breakfast Reading from around the Village Voice Empire: A jealous man kills his girlfriend for violating a Wiccan blood oath. Denver cops doing a little prank phone calling of their own. And a woman is attacked by a pack of dogs in a San Francisco park… […]

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  ​ From the True Crime Report archives: Tuesday morning’s Breakfast Reading from around the Village Voice Empire: A jealous man kills his girlfriend for violating a Wiccan blood oath. Denver cops doing a little prank phone calling of their own. And a woman is attacked by a pack of dogs in a San Francisco park… [...]

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